Today's stories [3.1.18]
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Heather works with a Russian gent who is trying to learn
the idiomatic phrases of English. At the end of the workday
another worker always comes in the office and asks if there's
anything they can do for us before they leave. A girl jokingly
said once, "Yeah, you can go to the bathroom for me." The
next day, the Russian gent (trying to fit in) decided to answer
"can we do something for you before we leave?" and he said,
"Yes, take my dick to the bathroom."
Amazingly, the woman who brought charges against Marv Albert has
announced that she wants to be sportscaster.
NBC gave her an audition but she sucked.
A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy
who was interrupted by the doorbell.
Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very
annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone
to the door with a very large knife in his hand.
At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten
virgin ready for the sacrifice. At this point, the callers fled
from the home, never to return again.
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