Today's quotes [3.9.18]
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"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
- Gilda Radner
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
- Gloria Steinem
In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle making shadows of people on a
- Steven Wright
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