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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey

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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould

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Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

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"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

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