Today's quotes [3.7.18]
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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some
things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924
"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell."
- S. J. Gould
Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.
- W. C. Fields
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
- Rhonda Hansome
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