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Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.

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Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.

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