Today's quotes [3.4.18]
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Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.
Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.
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