Today's quotes [3.14.18]
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We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners
- Edward Abbey
"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl."
- Mike Adams
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been
from you. "
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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