Today's quotes [3.13.18]
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God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.
"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is
- Jim Lockwood
"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."
- Ray Bradbury
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of humankind.
- Edward Abbey
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