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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger


If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.


Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

                                              - Mark Twain


"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values


"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two 
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

                                              - Steven Wright


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