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"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 

                                   - Margaret Atwood


New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can 
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? 

                                         - Edward Abbey


You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 


"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of 
rubbish into it."

                                        - William A. Orton


Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. 

                                     - Edward Abbey


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