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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.

--Montaigne

1. 




"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

--Sam Kinison

2. 




"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't."

--Patrick Murray

3. 




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

4. 




Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.

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