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   Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.
   The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!"
   One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that
   shit?"
   


1. 




A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.
He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got 
your bloody ball!"

2. 




Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.
He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyes
checked."
She says, "You're not kidding. This is the Ladies Room."

3. 




What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?


                                         The Captain's log.

4. 




HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and 
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing 
the same thing to them at funerals.

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