Today's jokes [3.12.18]
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(Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT
(Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION
(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION
(Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
Why do gay men have moustaches?
To hide the stretchmarks.
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Finger on chin I don't know.
Hits forehead Oh I get it!
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a
bloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?"
Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"
First man, "Want to come camping?"
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
A: They both have, "incert Bill"!
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