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Why do gay men have moustaches? 

     To hide the stretchmarks. 


Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

     Finger on chin I don't know. 

     Hits forehead Oh I get it! 


Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a
bloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" 
Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"
First man, "Want to come camping?" 


Q:  Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?

A:  They both have, "incert Bill"!


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