Today's quotes [2.9.18]
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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
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