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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


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After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.



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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.


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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 

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