Today's quotes [2.6.18]
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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made
to talk like a parrot.
The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)
"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
-- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steve Wright
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