Today's quotes [2.4.18]
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Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island
God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
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