Today's quotes [2.2.18]
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"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
To err is human, to moo bovine.
* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
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