Today's quotes [2.12.18]
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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
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