Today's quotes [2.11.18]
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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
-- Sun User Group
"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
-- Angela Randall
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
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