Today's quotes [2.10.18]
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If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
division by zero.
"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
-- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
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