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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


1. 




I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
   California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
         Sheckly Greene


2. 




They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday


3. 




"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs


4. 




A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
   business.
         Shelley Berman


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