Today's stories [12.3.18]
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In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede
with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted
off a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head,
fracturing his skull.
It's not all that often a wife will confess her faults. Just the other
nite my wife said, "Hon, I know I'm not the perfect wife. I realize
I'm often too outspoken."
Risking all manner of flying objects, I couldn't resist the temptation
and calmly replied, "Oh, by whom dear ?"
Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
Now, she's mad with me.
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