Today's quotes [12.6.18]
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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven.
- Rich Hall
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little...
- Ray Bradbury
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
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