Today's quotes [12.5.18]
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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits.
- Edward Abbey
If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
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