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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements


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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
   find my #%@# clothes."
   - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
   keeps a color photo of himself above his locker


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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece


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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr


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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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