Today's quotes [11.7.18]
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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
- Hugh Downs
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important
that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much
money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
-- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
-- John F. Kennedy
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