Today's quotes [11.5.18]
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If I had done what President Clinton did
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action.
- Aaron Burr
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
- W. C. Fields
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