Today's poems [11.9.18]
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An opera singer named Black
Would fuck anything with a crack:
Sidewalks and board fences,
Young goats and cheese blintzes,
And the cheekiest man in his claque.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
There was a young lady from France
Supposed to play at a dance,
She ate a banana
And played the piano
And music came out of her pants.
There was a young sapphic named Anna
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana,
Which she sucked bit by bit
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.
There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
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