Today's quotes [10.9.18]
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
- A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
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