Today's quotes [10.6.18]
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If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.
"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
-- Homer Simpson
Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
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