Today's quotes [10.5.18]
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.
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