Today's quotes [10.11.18]
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Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.
- Harry Browne
"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
- Edward Abbey
If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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