Today's quotes [10.10.18]
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.
--- from "The Greatest American Hero"
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
- - - Joseph Heller
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
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