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A blonde began a job as an Junior  school counselor, and she 
was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy 
standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the 
rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. 
Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy 
noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. 
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be 
your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking 
at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, 
Sandy then asked "Why are you standing here all alone? 
Why don't you go and join those boys playing football over 
there?" "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, 

"I'm the bloody goalie."

Sent by Gerald


Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.


What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line.........


She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.


What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

A backdoor pedofile!


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