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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind 
of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the 
eldest daughter. 
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. 
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the 
second daughter. 
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. 
"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the 
youngest daughter.


If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?


Two Tourists

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching 
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's 
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they 
stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we 
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please 
pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, 


A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A 
neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked 
great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just 
right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was 
stuck again. 

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine 
until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again 
our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure 
the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that 
the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored machine tools.


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