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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."


"Are any members of Tool gay?
 Only the flutist."
                        -- The Tool FAQ


Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
      - - - Winston Churchill


   My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
   Something she agreed with is eating her.


"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988 


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