Today's quotes [1.8.18]
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Geniuses do not think more than other people. They think
"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
studying your every move?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."
"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
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