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"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University
"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed in the end."
-- From Ross Williams' FunList
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