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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

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