Today's quotes [1.11.18]
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability'
George Bernard Shaw
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. "
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
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