Today's quotes [1.10.18]
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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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