Today's jokes [1.3.18]
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach
a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Should you have any questions during the exam,
just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.
A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of a
lifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you pack
up my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," his
wife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure,
honey," his wife answers again. The man comes home, picks up his things and
takes off for the week. He returns a week later, smiling. His wife greets
him at the
front door. "So honey, how was your fishing trip?"
"It was great..." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my blue
silk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox."
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum???
Answer: The position of the dirtbag!
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring
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