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Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets.
Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public
after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check
on the company!'"
He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway
pulled out a huge stack of double-value coupons."
The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"
Clinton responded: "Just pay it."
Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend
called. Her friend said, "What are ya playing?" Andrea said,
"Solitaire." He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah? Who are you
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