Today's quotes [9.9.17]
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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
English is the language up with which I will not put
Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!
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