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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who 

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"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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