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My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after
another class returned from a trip to a working farm:
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are,
but what is a f***er?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them
"effers," but we all knew what she meant."
The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read:
"Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help"
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's
final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate
family member's death.
One smart ass student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?",
and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had
subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse,
you can just use your other hand to write."
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