Today's quotes [8.7.17]
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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
inner tact and an outer deference.
-- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his
mind at the same time"
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