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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

1. 




"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

2. 




We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

3. 




He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

4. 




It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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