Today's quotes [8.5.17]
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
- Eugene McCarthy
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President
He was a man of great statue.
- Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
It's like an alcatraz around my neck.
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
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