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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 


"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 


Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers


Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon


"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 


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