Today's quotes [8.2.17]
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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.
- Emily Latella
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