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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"

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The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

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