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You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
   misquoted, then used against you.


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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson 

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Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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